Reno Is God (18)

Well, since is looking a little sketchy for me (I can’t log in or post reviews, update, etc.) I’m going to get off of my lazy ass and start slapping shit up here on LJ. I apologize for your clogged F-list!

This was an amusing little piece of fun that I couldn’t resist writing–I may even add to it as needed, it certainly won’t leave me alone, and the world is far too short of threesomes anyways.
Title: Reno Is God
Rating: M (Now it’s just an excuse for smuttiness)
Description: Freshly returned from the Lifestream, Kadaj enjoys a sucker compliments of Tifa and informs Cloud that he has found God
Disclaimer: I don’t own shite, if you want to sue me, sue for my SIMS games–they’re the only things I have that are worth anything.

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Midgar the Soap – Season One: Episode 17


Yazoo looked at himself in the full-length mirror and bit his lip, turning slightly to the side. Did this blouse make him look fat? He was almost certain it did. Perhaps he should change into pants instead? Reno had said to wear something comfortable, but that covered all kinds of things. Yes, he definitely looked fat, there was no doubt about it. It bothered him he’d never noticed before—the blouse was one of his favorites.

“Honestly!” he huffed, taking it off and throwing it into a basket in his closet. With dismay he looked over his huge walk-in, seeing hundreds of articles of clothing and not a single one to wear.

He heard Marlene come in and hastily pulled his robe on, opening the door and calling, “Marlene? Could you come in here, please?”

Marlene came when he called her, baffled and a little awed. She had never been allowed into Yazoo’s dressing room before, only in the small accessories closet outside of it.

“I need your help,” Yazoo said, distressed. “I’m going somewhere today and was told to dress comfortably. What do you wear when someone leaves it so open to interpretation?”

Marlene smiled at Yazoo’s nervous helplessness and said, “Well, I just go by what they usually wear when they’re going casual.”

Yazoo thought for a moment and said, “Usually worn jeans, an untucked dress shirt, and a pair of running shoes.”

“Hm,” Marlene looked over Yazoo’s clothing collection without touching anything and said, “I always liked these jeans on you, Mrs. ShinRa. You’ve got a tiny waist and the fit suits you. If I were you I’d wear… this top!”

She pointed at a blouse fashioned as a man’s dress shirt but tailored to echo feminine curves.

“And I’d wear it over this tank top and leave it halfway unbuttoned.”

Yazoo blushed and stammered, “I couldn’t leave that showing, Marlene! That camisole is underwear!” Continue reading

Midgar the Soap – Season One: Episode 16


“So then you ended up coming to Midgar?” Kadaj clarified, and laughed, shaking his head. “I don’t believe a word!”

“What? Why?” Zack asked, but he was laughing, too. They were in Zack’s suite, which seemed small and cozy compared to Reno’s gigantic room. Zack was in a plush chair pulled up next to the bed where Kadaj was lounging on his side, perfectly comfortable. “You saying I’m telling stories?”

“I’m saying you’d make a fantastic writer,” Kadaj informed him, and yawned, still smiling.

His yawn made Zack look at his watch and double take in a way that had Kadaj laughing again.

“Holy cow, we’ve been yakking for hours!”

“What time is it?” Kadaj inquired, his interest as mild as his voice. He didn’t give a damn about the time. He’d take all of the time necessary to get what he wanted.

“It’s two in the morning!” Zack said, incredulous. “It’s late and you’re yawning. You need to go get some sleep.”

“Are you trying to get rid of me?” Kadaj teased, and let his lids lower in a way that experience had taught him was very effective in winning him attention.

Zack seemed more startled than interested, and said, “No, of course not, it’s just that I’m getting a little sleepy, too.”

Well,” Kadaj said, and traced circles on the plush coverlet. Though the suite had been empty for months, every single room in Reno’s huge place was opulently appointed and Zack’s small suite was no exception. He cut his eyes up to Zack’s and purred, “Then let’s go to bed.” Continue reading

Midgar the Soap – Season One: Episode 15


“How on earth do you stay so thin?” Kadaj asked, amazed by the amount of food that Zack had eaten.

The carpenter just shrugged and said, “Guess I just work it off!”

Kadaj smiled at his wide, white grin, figuring Zack probably hadn’t meant what his statement had brought to mind.

“Look at you, though. How are you even alive?” Zack inquired, indicating Kadaj’s untouched plate. “You eat like that all the time?”

“I don’t usually have time for formal meals,” Kadaj told him, finishing his wine and casting another glance over the restaurant.

“He left already,” Zack told him, that concerned look on his face.


“You wanna go?” the man asked. “I’m finished, I swear! Unless there’s an ice-cream parlor along the way, then I probably got room for a scoop or two.”

Kadaj laughed and looked at him while Zack gave the room another appreciative glance. It wouldn’t be so hard, he supposed, unless Zack was a dedicated heterosexual, which had rather lost its place as the standard these days since the Cetran nation had gained such power. Still, he was from the country, so he might be a little more conservative, but Kadaj wouldn’t let something like that stop him, and he was appealing enough to temp saints, as he well knew. The only way to find out was to try.

“Let’s just go home,” Kadaj suggested, fully planning to follow Zack’s advice and his own warning to Reno.

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Disturbing but Intriguing

This is from Silent Hill 2–my all time favorite Silent Hill game. I am a huge fan of Pyramid Head even though we caught him doing many bad, dastardly things in the game (there were several times when I was like: WTF?! Did he just do what I think he did? HOLY CRAP!) BUT, I digress. Found this video on youtube and I think it’s very artistic as well as shockingly disturbing but equally interesting. Not for the sensitive or faint of heart, and direct from Silent Hill Lost Memories DVD import: Fukuro

Puss (8)

Title: Puss
Rating: Mature: Because there is smut!
Description: Reno adopts a small, sassy cat and winds up with something else altogether.
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII or any of the Square Enix characters which appear in my story, nor do I make money off of my writing. I do it for the love, people! For the love!

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Midgar the Soap – Season One: Episode 14


“That son of a bitch!” Kadaj hissed again, fuming over his dinner.

Zack, who was putting everything in sight away with gusto, didn’t pause his eating to reply—Kadaj had been snarling various insults for the last half an hour, he didn’t need a response.

“I cannot believe him!” Kadaj fumed, and drained his wineglass. Zack had been a little hesitant about ordering him wine, but the staff seemed to know to bring it and ignored his protests at any rate. “How dare he!”

“So…what’d he do?” Zack finally asked, full enough to consider conversation.

Kadaj gave him a withering look, seriously not amused.

“What?” Zack questioned. “Just looked like he was having dinner, that’s not a crime.”

“He is having dinner with his mistress!” Kadaj informed him.

Zack blinked twice and said, “I didn’t know people still used that word. I also didn’t know Reno was married.”

“He’s not!”

“Don’t you have to be married to have a mistress?”

“Stop being obtuse!” Kadaj snapped. “Reno is my lover and he is sleeping with his best friend’s wife!”

Zack’s eyes rounded and in a soft voice he said, “Oooohhhh.”

Kadaj refilled his glass.

“But you’re having dinner with me,” Zack reminded.

Kadaj glared at him and tightly said, “That’s. Different.”

Zack nodded, and said, “Yeah, you’re right. I’m not your mistress. I don’t look good in dresses and you probably couldn’t keep me in the style to which I intend to become accustomed.” Continue reading